how can u be prego again
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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