Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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