Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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