READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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