Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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