i think my tv is drunk
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
