I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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