question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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