I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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