I think I can smell my own vagina right now
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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