think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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