please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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