Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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