So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
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