Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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