I didn't shave. On purpose
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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