Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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