im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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