I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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