Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We named our party play list daddy issues
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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