is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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