our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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