If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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