Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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