She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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