Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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