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i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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