they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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