I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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