lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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