So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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