Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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