nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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