btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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