We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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