time to smoke my breakfast
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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