Do vagina's smell?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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