I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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