Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Randomize