U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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