if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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