I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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