You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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