She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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