at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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