Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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