just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
he fucked my hip out of place.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
What drink are we having for lunch?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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