Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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