Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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