i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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