he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just invented taco cereal.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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