absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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