Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Four minutes until I can fart!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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