some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
