so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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